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Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana has a nice booty!
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
Related Words
jolano • Jolan • jolanda • jolani • Jelano • jolana • Joland • Jolanta • Jalano • Jalanopoly

Grace Jovanovic 

Biggest jester you will ever meet. Huge menace to society watch out for this person wherever you go. This person clowns around trying to b assertive but the truth is they are extremely submissive. They are shy at first but then when they warm up they become a little rascal. They are full of mischief.
Grace Jovanovic was the biggest scallywag yesterday.
Grace Jovanovic by Innocentsanta November 24, 2021
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah
Jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!
Jolanta by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011
Def 1: (n) – A brilliantly lashed ball that finds the back of the net to end a scoring drought in dramatic fashion.

Def 2: (n) – Any goal struck by Hull City and UMSNT striker Josmer Altidore

(ex: Big Jeezy, Hull City v. Manchester City 2.6.10)
Big Jeezy knocked home his first EPL jolazo against Manchester City.
Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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