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Highly intelligent, outspoken, takes every personal, professional at what him/her professions in .
Very focused on his family, always looking at the bigger picture 📷
Jolano is a novel of a person
jolano by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana has a nice booty!
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
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Grace Jovanovic 

Biggest jester you will ever meet. Huge menace to society watch out for this person wherever you go. This person clowns around trying to b assertive but the truth is they are extremely submissive. They are shy at first but then when they warm up they become a little rascal. They are full of mischief.
Grace Jovanovic was the biggest scallywag yesterday.
Grace Jovanovic by Innocentsanta November 24, 2021
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah
Jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!
Jolanta by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011
Def 1: (n) – A brilliantly lashed ball that finds the back of the net to end a scoring drought in dramatic fashion.

Def 2: (n) – Any goal struck by Hull City and UMSNT striker Josmer Altidore

(ex: Big Jeezy, Hull City v. Manchester City 2.6.10)
Big Jeezy knocked home his first EPL jolazo against Manchester City.
Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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