Jelano

A smart lightskin boy. Loves to make make money, but wants to expand his knowlegde even more. Real gentle en loves to Joke.

POV: cute gyal -Damn Matt bought her flowers again, what a cutie. And he has a A+ for biology too! What a JELANO ugh

by Wernertabc October 30, 2019

Jelano

One of the funniest men alive is ofcourse a Jelano. He's a kind type of human and always be there when you need him. He might not be super handsome from the outside but is one hell of a beauty on the inside. When you have a friend named Jelano, you know you got a real one on your side.

Girl: Yoo that guy is hilarious!
Boy: His name has to be Jelano.

by p7tatoes June 10, 2019

Jelani

This is for all the Jelani’s across the world....We experience embarrassment and aren’t comedians but stand up or stand out from the ones who conform and be like everyone else, our name means mighty in reality. Which is possibly why life is always throwing more rocks and blockades upon us when our feet are already planted into the ground. So don’t let anyone tell you can’t do shit I know I know times get rough and you may hate your name and become a stranger to the world and forget who you are, but stay connected to your true self have self love before any bitch catches ya balls at home plate ya feel me. Now be strong mighty mice the ride ain’t over, and trust me all those females who were looking at you will be throwing there panties once you realize your power. One time for the one time for the Jelani’s across the world

Jelani “We are survivors and can overcome anything, Mighty Mouse”

by knownbeef March 24, 2021

JELANI KING

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.

YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.

by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013

Jelani

A guy who is one of the best lovers and kissers to there beautiful girlfriend/wife. Tons of girls think he is cute and so sexy but he only deals with one of the sexiest girls he finds. He will treat any girl perfect and will die for them. Also he is very athletic when it comes to sports. Big Daddy some calls him.

Daniela: Man I want to date Jelani so bad
Kesha: Same but he already has someone
Daniela: Yeah I know but he is so hot

by Breadwinner December 1, 2016

jeanophile

(n) People absolutely and completely addicted to denim. Often found browsing the newest Japanese and Italian brands sewn on vintage selvedge looms, and participating in fashion and denim centered communities, such as Superfuture where they discuss the intricacies of selvedge, indigo dyes, cotton quality, weight, and cut.

These people are most often engaged with their raw (untreated) denim, spending hundreds of dollars on a single pair to wear relentlessly for multiple months and no washes to achieve the desired look.

If you can name a brand, these people look down on it. Diesel? Rock and Republic? Seven for all mankind? True Religion? Jeanophiles wouldn't be caught dead with them. APC, Dior Homme 19cm, Dry Bones, Samurai, 45RPM, Flat Head, and Studio D'Artisan are more their type.

Guy 1: Jeez, man, why don't you wash those things already?
Guy 2: Naw, I'm only three months in on these. I'm not about to fuck up the fades.
Guy 1: What a jeanophile.

by Anawn July 13, 2009

Jelani

Im just a nigga with a rocket launcher

Hey is that Jelani?The nigga with a rocket launcher??

by TokiyoTomarai October 19, 2019