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a negro that is abnormally tall and is usually in love with basketball and has no true talent in it but does it anyway. Usually this negro's bestfriend is always with him and his bestfriend is atleast 2 feet shorter than him.. awkward... he also thinks he can get girls but he cannot and his short ass bestfriend can although he is a midgit. johvonn is typically a fake ass bitch and gets no pussy :(....
i like johvonn!".. "stfu, bitch!
A very beautiful girl who has a huge heart. She will do so much for others and never asks anything in return. She makes the best girlfriend and is very loyal. True friend, Amazing listener, never judgmental, hates liars, and passionate. she believes anything is possible and never loses hope. If you know a Jovonna you should feel very honored.
I know this amazing girl. Her name is Jovonna.
jovonna by Miss Pia2244 March 31, 2016
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An awesome person who is cute,loving,caring,greatful.A guy who stands up for his niggas . HE is awesome ,cute,hot,handsome and gets all the bitcheshoes.A guy who plays basketball but who wants to play football now .Jovonni is a real nigga name
I have a crush on Jovonni .Bitch ima fight you for jovonni. Jovonni is sexy.
the most awesomest person in the world yeah thats right i used awesomest as a word lol
jovonni
Jovonni by .j.s. July 31, 2012
It means 'Young' or 'Joven' in spanish but spelled wrong. See the other definiton, "Joven" that guy got it right. Why are you even searching this name in a dictionary tho, how lonely are you. I mean wtf?
Its a literally a name used in a sentence

Unless you're spanish atleast. Or alien

I duno about u. Johvenn the great or something.
Johvenn by Jamie Oxford June 7, 2021
The best girl you will ever meet. She always knows how to make you laugh and she loves her friends and is a little insecure but she gets over it
I wanna marry jovonne tonight
Jovonne by Hate_my_life January 19, 2019

johvanny 

A boy who seems calm but once you get to know him you realize he is very much full of energy. He can be annoying sometimes, but fun to be around of. He likes to hang out with friends and get a lot of girls.
Is that your brother??
Johvanny yea why??
He cute but weird!!
johvanny by ChatNoir<3 April 27, 2021
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