johnmadden 

Verb. Scribbling incoherently over an image or diagram while explaining something. The scribbles make the diagram progressively less understandable. Words are rarely written.

Noun. Any such markup.

Derived from the way John Madden would scrawl shit over obvious football plays.

My customer johnmaddened the proposal so I have no idea what they want.

johnmadden by waxangel March 12, 2024

John Madden 

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.

Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.

John Madden by Guschdas November 13, 2007

john madden 

Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.

The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:

"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!

john madden by madjackal May 2, 2004

John Madden 

VERB---- To speak the obvious

"It's raining" Thanks for the John Madden forecast because the water falling from the sky didn't already give it away.

John Madden by Robbie Quivey June 25, 2008

Thanks John Madden 

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

Thanks John Madden by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

John Madden 

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!

Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.

John Madden by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

John Madden 

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!

John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."

John Madden by JMlovaah May 17, 2008