johnblocked

The act of being cock-blocked on a biweekly basis by the same girl.

"So how did the date go?"
"I got johnblocked"
"So she turned lesbian?.."

by johnblock July 22, 2013

Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.

Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!

by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013

Jockblocked

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.

Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.

by whattheflutka February 22, 2011

Jogblocked

When you want to go jogging, but there are either too many people on the track already, or a sporting event like a football game or track meet, so you can't go jogging.

Chris: Why didn't you go jogging today?

Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.

by omgmistayyyy September 30, 2010

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by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022