john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.

If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"

by TheEradicator May 28, 2018

John T. Wolfe

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023