John Petrucci 

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.

John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

John Petrucci by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008

John Petrucci 

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...

wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)

John Petrucci by brayan gomez October 19, 2008

John Petrucci 

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.

John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.

John Petrucci by Euroboy July 24, 2008

John Petrucci 

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.

John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.

John Petrucci by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009

John Petrucci 

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.

John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.

John Petrucci by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005

john petrucci 

one of the greatest guitarist nowadays... he's the guitarist for dreamtheater and liquid tension experiment... very creative and versatile... play fusion and prog metal...

jazz: an evening with John petrucci... and some song in liquid tension experiment
prog metal: the rest of it...

john petrucci by godstool July 29, 2008

John Petrucci 

PN. Words fail to accurately describe the guitar-playing prowess of John Petrucci. Shredding, as well as slower, more virtuosic playing are second nature to him. He possesses incredible amounts of endurance, as he can play 20+ minute songs without problems. He is currently the excellent lyricist and songwriter for the prog-metal band Dream Theater. One of the three founding members of Dream Theater, he founded the band under the name Majesty in 1985, along with John Myung and Mike Portnoy. He is very talented at using minor keys, and writes music which makes your neck hair stand on end from the eerie tone and the pure awesomeness coming through the speakers. 6-or 7-string, it makes no difference, he trumps every other guitarist EVER.

John Petrucci will go down in history as a legendary shredder and virtuoso, and many of his songs might be considered miracles of songwriting and guitar playing. Many prog rockers, myself included, want to play like John Petrucci, meet him, or at least be in his presence, as his talent might spread by osmosis. For some excellent songs, I reccommend In The Name of God, Endless Sacrifice, Sacrificed Sons, Metropolis, and Another Day, to name a few.

John Petrucci by Dragomir Andreyevich August 19, 2007