joe vetter 

To call and say ya i'm coming over and not show up.

Or otherwise formally known of the pussy from way back.
To be very pussy whipped and hangout with high school friends.

Me - Hey wanna come over?

Joe Blow - Ya i'll be there man.

2 hours later

Me - hey what happened to that guy that was coming over?
Joe Blow - i said i might and im with my woman.
Me - thanks dude. I've been joe vetter'd.

joe vetter by baysinger36 June 21, 2010

GI Joe Veteran 

Any person who has served in two different branches of the United States military, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, a combination of any two.

Famous porn producer Larry Flynt is a veteran of the the U.S. Army, (which he lied about his age to get in), and the U.S. Navy. Larry Flynt is a GI Joe Veteran.

GI Joe Veteran by pickuplinepat October 11, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008