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To say something incredibly irrelevant or dumb due to overthinking it or not thinking at all.
"Angelica really joe'd up yesterday when she said "wow! if i lived here I'd be home right now!" It was such a Joe up, so stupid."
Joe up by amfbitch May 2, 2017
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All this homework is gonna completely joe up my weekend.
joe up by the93owner January 19, 2011

what's up joe? 

actually, the correct spelling is wassup joe, not what's up joe?. The term means how are you not hi, or hello. It did not come from what's up yo. It came from the last 20 years of urban people using the name joe as a term of endearment; the same way you would use, what's up buddy.
wassup joe, I didn't see you on the block today.
what's up joe? by tiqueda u.l. January 21, 2005

what's up joe? 

A slang term originating from the west side of chicago Meaning the same as hello
but adding joe on the end. evolved from the slang term "yo" see: yo
When u see one of ur ppl that owe u sum money in the streets,
u b like: "what's up joe?"
what's up joe? by meech November 15, 2004

Joe me up 

Originating from a viral video of a black man named joe shouting "Joe me up" with his fist in the air, joe me up is a parody of dab me up, a semi-popular meme that had originated in discord.
"Hey, do you remember Johnathan he got joe'd up, poor guy."

"Ayo Joe me up brother."

"Bro... Joe me up"
Joe me up by Murts? February 22, 2022

joe'd up the price 

It is when someone offers more money than you are asking for. It is the opposite of trying to bargain down the price. Reverse haggling.
I asked for 100 dollars for the lamp I made, but my cousin Joe'd up the price up to 150$
joe'd up the price by arz131 May 3, 2021

jumped up joe jesus 

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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