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Jettasexual 

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
Jettasexual by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004
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jjettassportz 

A cool TikToker jjettassportz
jjettassportz by boydfhsedz March 29, 2022

jettason 

To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.
Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.
jettason by QuacksO April 6, 2024

Jettasshole 

VW Jetta owners that drive insanely bad, feeling entitled of owning a mediocre car.
That Jettasshole just cut me off!!
Jettasshole by anonymous December 13, 2024

jettasshole 

VW Jetta owners that drive insanely bad, feeling entitled for owning a mediocre car.
That Jettasshole just cut me off!
jettasshole by anonymous December 13, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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