jizznose 

A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").

Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.

jizznose by gnick February 28, 2005

Jizznose 

A jizznose is an individual which falls asleep far too fucking early, fakes sleeping, enjoys petrified ginger balls on his forehead. Also twitches in anticipation for a big black cock.

Wilf is a jizznose

Jizznose by jizznose shmiznose March 25, 2017

jizznos 

nickname for being a massive slut. the real name is usually julie.

girl-omg jizznos is coming to the party
guy-...i'll be sure to bring the condoms

jizznos by jizznosmaster May 15, 2011

Jizznote 

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

Jizznote by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007