jizzball

1- A load of cocksnot that has coagulated and fermented (sometimes inside of underpants) untill it has the consitency of a ball of dried glue.

1- "Whoah bitch, that better not be a jizzball on yo mattress!!!"

2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.

jizzball by Captn Ben October 9, 2005

Human Jizzball 

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"

BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "

Human Jizzball by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015

Jizz Ball 

A Jizz Ball occurs after you jerk off in the shower and it gets on you. You will notice that the jizz or cum will become sticky and can be rolled into tiny balls. The tiny balls of jizz can then be flicked on to opponents.

Dude, you got a jizz ball in your hair or I just left the biggest jizz ball in the shower.

Jizz Ball by David Rzzzzzz April 22, 2008

jizzballlsy 

Adj. Not being legit as balls.

Missing the Far East Movement concert was a jizzballlsy move on his end.

He cheated on her, what a jizzballlsy guy.

jizzballlsy by Typical Tho' September 29, 2010

Jizz Ball 

When the coach comes up to the mound to talk to the infield and everyone circle jerks on the baseball until wet. This works effectively on the next pitch the pitcher throws.

Matt, freddy, rob, and luke sucked in the infield. So they huddled up and threw the JIZZ BALL to the next hitter.

Jizz Ball by Matt and Freddy April 8, 2008

jizz ball 

pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.

Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.

jizz ball by Jordannn October 24, 2007

Jizz Ball 

Our lad Glen

Drew: Any one seen our lad Glen?
Lan: You mean Jizz Ball?

Jizz Ball by Jizz Ball April 17, 2019