1- A load of cocksnot that has coagulated and fermented (sometimes inside of underpants) untill it has the consitency of a ball of dried glue.
1- "Whoah bitch, that better not be a jizzball on yo mattress!!!"
2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.
2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.
by Captn Ben October 9, 2005
Get the jizzball mug.1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.
From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.
From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"
MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"
MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015
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A Jizz Ball occurs after you jerk off in the shower and it gets on you. You will notice that the jizz or cum will become sticky and can be rolled into tiny balls. The tiny balls of jizz can then be flicked on to opponents.
by David Rzzzzzz April 22, 2008
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Missing the Far East Movement concert was a jizzballlsy move on his end.
He cheated on her, what a jizzballlsy guy.
He cheated on her, what a jizzballlsy guy.
by Typical Tho' September 29, 2010
Get the jizzballlsy mug.When the coach comes up to the mound to talk to the infield and everyone circle jerks on the baseball until wet. This works effectively on the next pitch the pitcher throws.
Matt, freddy, rob, and luke sucked in the infield. So they huddled up and threw the JIZZ BALL to the next hitter.
by Matt and Freddy April 8, 2008
Get the Jizz Ball mug.pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.
Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.
by Jordannn October 24, 2007
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