jizz finger 

First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.

"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."

jizz finger by Fusco November 14, 2007

Jizz fingers 

Someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.

yo jizz fingers catch the ball

Jizz fingers by glec June 9, 2009

jizz fingers 

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats

Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin

jizz fingers by Tyler Shmow December 24, 2007