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littington 

Person 1: did you see the football game last night?
Person 2: yeah it was littington
littington by Sc: kalebmanciaz11 August 22, 2017
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dick wittington 

1. A character in a children's book who has a oversized satchel. 2.a large penis.
1. Dick wittington strolled along the road and met a horny pornstar. He let her lick his sick wittington and he cummed in her mouth

jizzington 

The most famous of jizz marks in the world. Often used to describe fancy jizz stains, or just used as a way to make your sentence seem funnier in a horrible, yet still hilarious way.
Guy 1: Oh, look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: They're doing some jazz jizzington!
jizzington by Every1LuvsSeann December 28, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026