jirk-a-jerk 

Jirk-a-jerk is a common swiss german slang meaning someone who is overly jerky, which made its way to english, through the cultural diversity of switzerland. First j is pronounced as english y, see also jerk, for further understanding.

as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.

as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.

Boy 1: I just got 50 emails because this annoying girl just spammed my blog for no reason.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.

Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.

Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.

jirk-a-jerk by suisseboy October 15, 2011

captain jirk 

Any person, male or female, in a film, book, game, stageplay etc that is acting in a pretentious, less than eroic manner, who ruins completely an otherwise good story.

Examples of a captain jirk are...

David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Etc.

captain jirk by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 23, 2009

Jirka 

Jirka originally means farmer, so a Jirka really enjoys being in the nature and takes care of their environment; they are also quite creative and very hard-working once they are motivated enough to start (which can sometimes be a little rough).
A Jirka has a great sense of style, a passion for any food and for old, raw things. They love being around people, especially loved ones, but they adore being on their own just as much.

Wow! Look at Jirka's amazing outfit!

They're eating Pizza again. What a Jirka.

Jirka by philosophx January 15, 2019

Jirka 

A humanoid creature that is fucking my mom every night when i go to sleep i always see them and join them.

For Example:

Me: What are you doing?

Jirka: I’m fucking your mom.

Jirka by SussyTom June 28, 2022

wirkin n jirkin 

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j

-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.

wirkin n jirkin by nigel the fairy March 7, 2005

Jirka Brostík 

Jirka Brostík is a name used in Czech Republic but it also means these following words....
Jirka Brostík can mean : A person who says he hates fortnite but is also a fortnite tryhard.
It can also mean gay/faggot.
Also it is a term used for people who like dead memes like mlg, ricardo and stuff like that.
This person doesnt care about the people who date and love him and his generally a dickhead.
It is a really bad insult that can be used for people who you really hate.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna see this ricardo mem-
Guy 2: Shut up dude youre such a Jirka Brostík man.
OR
Guy 1: Hey dude this girl just dumped me .
Guy 2: What happened ?
Guy 1: She said i wasnt giving her attention also she said i cared more about games then her i dont get it.
Guy 2: Woah that is really Jirka Brostík-ish

Jirka Brostík by Grepenald666 May 22, 2019

Jirka 

A man with this name is very kind, smart and has a great sense of humor. He has lots of hobbies and likes to learn new interesting things. You can discuss anything with him, he is a good listener and always eager to help.
Jirka is little bit crazy (in a good way), but also very responsible, supportive and caring. He is a good friend as well as boyfriend and lover. Every girl would be lucky to have a partner like him.

"Jirka is the man of my dreams."

Jirka by la niña checa April 23, 2022