The act of giving warm hugs whilst wearing oversized hoodies, love people and show that you care for them and being the kindest, politest little bean on the planet.
1:to touch ones self in an unholy or unclean manor
2:to rape a goat or other four legged, horned animal of equal or similar size to an adolescent human
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.