jim and pam 

The best couple in the television series, The Office, starring Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski. Probably the cutest couple in the entire world.

"I just want to have a Jim and Pam relationship. Is that too much?"
"Bitches be trippin'. No one can have a relationship as cute as them."

jim and pam by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Real Life Jim and Pam 

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

Real Life Jim and Pam by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018

Jim and paming 

Jim and paming, is when you like someone and they like you,But you both don't want to say it because you might ruin a friendship.

Person 1: dude my friend and this girl at work was totally Jim and paming last night.

Person 2: you think they can actually be like Jim and Pam?

Jim and paming by Ghostrider1115 September 23, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016