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jiggaboo jones 

The self-proclaimed "Number one Nigger in America". Mr. Jones has a website and several videos on YouTube in which he engages in all manner of criminal mischief and "kickin' it". Known for his famous line "LANSD - Like a Nigga say do", he is a shaman of sorts for anyone interested in making a quick (illegal) buck.

Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).

Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
"How'd you come in to all that cash?"

"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"

"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
jiggaboo jones by Dillinger123 September 19, 2008
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Jiggaboo Jones 

A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca
Man I hate "Jiggaboo Jones"
Jiggaboo Jones by Jiggaboo Jack June 16, 2023

Jiggaboo Jones Locker 

The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.
Arg matey!! Have ye heeeerd of JiggaBoo Jones Locker?
Jiggaboo Jones Locker by Spatshulitsa February 24, 2011

jigaboo jones 

An African-American homeless man who attempts to wash your car when the light has turned red in the middle of the street, in hopes of receiving money for their services to fuel their crack cocaine addiction.
Get the hell away from my car, you dirty fucking Jigaboo Jones!
jigaboo jones by garfsnarf December 16, 2022

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.
Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

jigaboo jones 

a homeless black person that sits on the corner and calls passing civilians Mr.Jones
jigaboo jones by Kelly Swatek March 29, 2008
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
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