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Jibbly John on the Half Shell 

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.
I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
Jibbler has many forms of use.

A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.

It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.

A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.

May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.

May also be shortened to jib.
That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.

His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.

Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.

He was such a jib!
Jibbler by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010

Jibblethead 

Hank hills way of saying retard or dumbass.
"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill
Jibblethead by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011

Jibblywiffers 

A magical word which, when spoken, will cause the speaker to mysteriously turn into a banana. There is no scientific explanation Supporting this phenomenon. Many philosophers believe that the enchantment was created in the mid 1400's by the famous sorcerer lurblepurbins. Evidence suggests that the enchantment was created as a gift to the banana gods, Banano and Banani. According to ancient texts, the banana gods were unpleased by their gift, and as a punishment, they turned everyone in the entire kingdom of Gooplesmootz into bananas.
Billy: hey jimmy
Jimmy: what!
Billy: read what i wrote on the paper out loud
Jimmy: ok, jibblywiffers "poof"
Billy: hahaha, your a banana!
Jimmy: whoa, what happened?
Billy: i turned you into a banana!
Jimmy: please, turn me back!
Billy: id rather just eat you
Jimmy: nooo!
Billy: "eats jimmy"
Jibblywiffers by kruz williams March 20, 2017

Bib Jibblers

A toy with elastic strings that pulls your fingers back towards your palm. Primarily used to strengthen and prime the hand of your choosing for masturbation or pleasuring another.
Boy: Wow that feels great, you've been using those Bib Jibblers I got your last week.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!

Boy: Yeet.
Bib Jibblers by XnOmxnX June 5, 2017

jibble jobbled

Confused, state of emotion, screwed up, an unorganized manner. A state of confusion. This is Jeremy's word!
My sales guys paper work is jibble jobbled!