jibberwalky
A plastic bag taxed alive from a crackheads floor covered in humanity and resins leaves you intoxicated and causes failed drug tests globally. Last seen in the Australian outback.
jibberwalky by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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Jibberwalky creature
It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
Jibberwalky creature by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
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Jabberwacky
An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.
In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.
In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.
Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky by kirry_s March 12, 2009
jabberwacky
Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?
jabberwacky by gofuckurselfkthxbai March 5, 2009
jabberwalkie
An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.
jabberwalkie by Reliquary October 26, 2011
jaberwalky
jaberwalky by duddytudy May 16, 2018
Jabberwalky
An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.
"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."
Jabberwalky by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS June 14, 2022
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
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