Jewmanoid

Another name for a Jewish person. It is not a racial term, but just another name to call someone who is jewish. Made up by a man named Ryan, this word can be used to replace "jew" whenever it is used.

"I am sorry all the jewmanoids. I was out of line. Dead wrong!"

by Larry Weinstein December 10, 2006

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

jewmania

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

by kburris April 23, 2014

jewmanji

When a Jewish friend begins to start acting bitchy and erratically. Similar to bridezilla but with a Jew.

Blythe: Why is Ilana being such a jewmanji?

Jeanette: I don't know, but that jewmanji is starting to piss me off.

by BlackLuster May 24, 2010