"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

Jeweler by King Kief February 28, 2014

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driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

driveway jewelery by D. Gould January 13, 2006

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The Jeweler

For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.

Rember that asshole Brian that cheated on me? Well I gave him the jeweler last night.

The Jeweler by russiandoc April 12, 2010

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Jewelleein

Slang for a fucking clown boy "juggalo".
Also is racist and a damn pedophile.

"Jewelleein is gonna get his ass kicked by everyone."

"Jewelleein is a fuckin' fag"

Jewelleein by Freekshow July 6, 2009

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