jew time
When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.
Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.
jew time by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005
Time Jew
Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.
Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!
Time Jew by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010
Time Jew
A person who refuses to go back and fix something, in fear that they will lose their precious time for counting their money. They'd rather have something look like crap instead of fixing it.
Person: Oh wow. You just laced your shoes wrong.
Time Jew: ITS OKAY. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
Person: .. Holy time jew..
Time Jew: ITS OKAY. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
Person: .. Holy time jew..
Time Jew by P!NKElEPHANT September 23, 2009
Part Time Jew
Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.
synonym - jatheist
synonym - jatheist
Part Time Jew by Camille12 April 5, 2023
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dead drop
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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