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jew lord 

A jew who thinks that he is better than everyone else. He commands people and doesn't ask nicely.
Joe: Get me a soda.
Bill: No mother fucking jew lord!
Joe: I said get me a fuck'n soda. Do I need to resort to violence?
Bill: Ok... I'll get your soda
jew lord by whatthesmoke March 2, 2008
Elite Jewish Globalists and/or members of their social group, people of extreme power. People with a lot of money and control such as the Rothschilds. Not to be taken offensively but to define an elite class of people.
The Jew-Lords control the fiat currency of the world
Jew-Lord by Cyber Rigger November 25, 2025
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lord jew 

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's
he is lord jew
lord jew by Anal Shipment December 6, 2014
When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.
Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the bowls and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on the carpet or he will try to Jew us for the price of a new carpet.
Jewlord by reghog August 1, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026