Secret Jetski 

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

Secret Jetski by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

Jet ski statement 

Lip service or insincere, hypocritical, and empty pronouncements especially from government officials.

This originated from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s presidential campaign where he promised to help and protect Filipino fisherfolks to freely and safely fish on the West Philippine Sea without the intimidation of the Chinese Coastguard illegally occupying the area. He said if needed, he’ll bring the Navy with him and ride a JET SKI to erect a flag to a Chinese airport built on an artificial island on the West Philippines Sea.

Duterte has since made no action on the matter despite the international arbitral tribunal ruling in favor of the Philippines. Since his election, Duterte approved numbers of government projects and policies in favor of Chinese government and businessmen.

Duterte’s recent statement saying he considered to resign is just another Jet ski statement. He said that thousand times without really doing it.

Jet ski statement by distilled drinking seawater September 29, 2020

jetskis on water 

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

jetskis on water by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

Colin Healy and the Jetskis 

A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".

Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.

Colin Healy and the Jetskis by TheBox01 April 8, 2009

Unload the jet skis 

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

Unload the jet skis by godnus May 4, 2009

Cheetahs and Jet Skis

1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.

2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.

1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.

2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.

3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.

Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.

Cheetahs and Jet Skis by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

paintball on jet-skis 

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

paintball on jet-skis by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010