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jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.
Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"
by Robert Chives July 28, 2014
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Jesusmanning

the word comes from a short youtube video where a guy puts his fist up to another guy and says very emotional the word: Jesusman.

later that ivolved to the verb: Jesusmanning.
wich means the act of pushing your fist in a vibrating way into the anus of another person.
boy:why do you sit so weard?
Girl: my boyfriend was Jesusmanning me yesterday.. it hurts alot.
by Be Loyal August 13, 2012
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