jesus radical

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Someone who wants to make sweet love to jesus because he has muscular theighs that could crush a walnut!! Or someone who thinks Jesus is the goods.

Maranda: Wow olivia, I'm wearing my super hot Jesus Sandles!!!
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH

Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.

Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical

jesus radical by Maranda May 15, 2005

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Jesus radical

A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.

Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)

Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!

Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!

Jesus radical by Omar Muhamid May 18, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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