The Jersey Turnpike is a dance move practiced by the most famous Deena from MTVs Jersey Shore. It's when you're getting crazy and loud, fist in the air, bringing the house down, and you bend over to shove your ass into a male's crotch area multiple times in a row.
I was in the club, poppin' bottles when I suddenly felt the urge to do the Jersey Turnpike upon this hot guido juicehead.
by ~*~***~~*~rainbow unicorn*~*~* August 21, 2011
This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.
by Mongo February 3, 2005
the act of hustling to the bathroom when one knows that another is on his/her way to use it themselves.
by yukonoclast April 16, 2010
Is when a woman bends over at the waist so her palms are on the ground, and she grinds her booty into a mans (or another woman's) crotch.
They were out on the dance floor & she was Jersey Turnpiking him!
by dv73 August 19, 2011
When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
by Turd Ferguson, thats funny February 24, 2010
Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.
by Chuck Stallings January 11, 2008
A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.
Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?
by Kapoleon October 13, 2004