jersey turnpike

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.

Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.

by Tommy Boy March 07, 2005

jersey turnpike

the act of hustling to the bathroom when one knows that another is on his/her way to use it themselves.

walt had to pee, but erin gave him the old jersey turnpike, and he had to wait for her to finish.

by yukonoclast April 16, 2010

jersey turnpike

Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.

I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.

by Chuck Stallings January 11, 2008

jersey turnpiking

to dance face down , ass up

Deena was jersey turnpiking all night long.

by maxprory February 18, 2011

Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

by jerseyslut March 25, 2011

Jersey Turnpiking

When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.

Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time

by ehloipsea February 20, 2011

Jersey Turnpike

Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:

1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.

2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.

3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.

4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"

1) The only dance that girl knows how to do is the Jersey Turnpike, she's so skanky.

by uyJDfajdfgkjgdf July 29, 2011