The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.
"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.