jerkpipe

Someone who is a complete dumb asshole, much like a jerk jerk only worse.

(also can be made plural)

Brianna and Alexis, you both are being such jerkpipes.

by Lynn Brooke June 14, 2008

Jerkipede

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

jerkwipe

Cross between a jerkoff and an asswipe. Also can be used as a noun or the name of a product.

1. Sally whouldn't blow me last night, so I jerked one out. Good thing I had some jerkwipes next to my bed.

2. Billy, sometimes you can be such a jerkwipe!!!!

by Dan1966 November 18, 2007