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jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008
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Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!
by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014
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