by Bobban sagethan February 24, 2022


A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.
by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

by grebmachine September 06, 2021

Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl
by Knew too much help October 06, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 05, 2024
