jean boner
jean boner by retro geek February 27, 2009
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the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"
"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"
"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"
"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
jean boner by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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Jean Boner
You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.
Jean Boner by In.The.AM October 17, 2012
Jean Boner
When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
Jean Boner by Candygem729 November 14, 2016
jean boner
the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.
girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
jean boner by woaaah May 28, 2008
jean boner
that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
jean boner by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011
Louis Jean Boger
Louis Jean Boger is clothing line name
founded in 2018 by René Guemps in New York City.
The term Louis Jean Boger derived from Haiti. It is used to describe someone who shows extraordinary bravery or who has no fear of danger.
The Louis Jean Boger brand include:
René_Lo MéMé, Reée_La MaMa, Nosil Mar-Queen, Excuse Me, Negre Maroonz
The Louis Jean Boger colllection specializes in Hoodies, Belts, Ties, T-Shirts, shoes, Sneaker, fragrances and Accessories.
René Guemps is also the Founder, CEO and Label director of Negre Marron Records
founded in 2018 by René Guemps in New York City.
The term Louis Jean Boger derived from Haiti. It is used to describe someone who shows extraordinary bravery or who has no fear of danger.
The Louis Jean Boger brand include:
René_Lo MéMé, Reée_La MaMa, Nosil Mar-Queen, Excuse Me, Negre Maroonz
The Louis Jean Boger colllection specializes in Hoodies, Belts, Ties, T-Shirts, shoes, Sneaker, fragrances and Accessories.
René Guemps is also the Founder, CEO and Label director of Negre Marron Records
Louis Jean Boger by Negre Marron Records May 24, 2019