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an abbreviation of the phrase "just chillin, you?" in which scums, often a male, use in order to type faster to each girl they talk to.
scumbag: "hey"
girl 1: "hey whats up? :)"
scumbag: "jcu"
girl 1"samee."

scumbag: hey
girl 2: hiiii. what are you up too?
scumbag: jcu
jcu by market pantry March 15, 2011
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An ever expanding cinematic universe featuring the universe’s greatest savers including: Cool Dude, Mippie, Agent G_V, Agent JS, Agent R_Hil and Captain Kanye.
YOOO THE JCU JUST DROPPED A NEW MOVIE.
JCU by Lihar February 26, 2024
Related Words
jcu • JCub • jcurt • Jcuber • Jcubrefugee • jcudpwyevgtifv • JCUKEN • jCum • jcupping • jcut

Jcubrefugee 

The infamous conjoined twins from the popular porn streaming site Chaturbate. Jcub and Refugee are conjoined twins who often times make out and even sometimes preform felatio on one another on stream. Jcub also enjoys giving his brother Refugee handjobs with his underdeveloped arm which is quite a sight to behold.
Pat: Hey bro, wanna go to Church today?
Dayne: Naw man, I was watching a litty Jcubrefugee stream last night and my arm is tired.
Jcubrefugee by Pimpin_Pat August 31, 2022
internet lingo that you use to say when you're having an extremely unevetful day and someone asks you what's up.
(Not Much. Just Chillin. yoU?)
"Hey Kristin, what's up?"
"nm.jc.u?"
nm.jc.u by the sneaky fox July 24, 2008
Jcus is my daddy
Jcus by Jcusbiggestfan January 5, 2021
A really really funny male that gets the "box" hair cut and will make you so happy. He is really sweet and cute, and he is super sweet to his girlfriend. If you know a JCub, don't ever let him go. Attracted to Mackenzies usually.
"I love him! He is so sweet!"
"AW! What is he like?"
"He is like a JCub!"
JCub by Kenzz May 3, 2008
The first six letters of the Russian keyboard like QWERTY. JCUKEN is QWERTY in Russian.
Person 1: Did you know Russians use the JCUKEN keyboard?
Person 2: No.
JCUKEN by yeetb01 December 2, 2022
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