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A person that struggles with commitment. A bonified badass majoring in thuganomics over internet videogames. Struggles to choose his true love between a dog named pickles, and which console system he prefers. Secretly masks his love for carmen sandiego through video game alias's. Once smacked a bull on the ass only to get the horn. Only to find it strangly erotic.
that guy is such a javaron
javaron by Dusty McFarson December 2, 2014
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n. Great person to be around. The hopeless romantic. girls love him boys loath him. Don't leave your girl around him because there is a good chance you wont have her anymore
Man did you see Javarous lately i think my girl is with him
Javarous by gangsta803 April 1, 2010
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Javarion 

JAVARION IS THE "MOST FINEST MAN EVER" BUT HE IS A FREAK..HE LOVES TO HAVE SEX. MOST JAVARIONS ARE ATHLETIC. JAVARION HAS A HEART OF GOLD, BUT DONT TRY HIM BECAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY....
Girl Javarion is fine as hell
Girl no Javarion just tried to fuck me last week.
Girl you know Javarion plays football and he captain of the team
Javarion by kadre January 14, 2021
A subclass of the Amazon class character in the game Diablo II that is specific to Javalin type weapons.
Do you have a BowaZon or a JavaZon?
javazon by FknBlazed May 16, 2003
A handsome man who is great with people and spreads love everywhere he goes.
Yah that's Javron. Wanna meet him?
Javron by LovedKilla November 10, 2017

Jaaron Hayek 

A male who is very very sexy. He is hotter then your soup. When you burn yourself with burning water, yeah he’s hotter than that!!
Jaaron Hayek is so sexy and is hotter than the sun.
Jaaron Hayek by mini fish February 12, 2018
Javarn is the tineyest kid on earth
javarn by anonymous October 20, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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