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\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
javalog by horsewhistle June 26, 2007
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A lil mexican with a small jewish dick. They arent very good in bed. No woman wants to be with them. They smell really bad and jack off everyday.
Jaraldo please put your pants back on; no one wants to see that.
Jaraldo by hardbeef March 14, 2010

Javaloge 

An Offensive word used to discriminate White persons.
YOU JAVALOGE!!!!!

Go back to England with all the JAVALOGES!!!
Javaloge by marieh. December 16, 2008
A guy who likes juice world and would do anything to get him back, he's tall and kind when you get closer to him. Javardo is the type of guy you would love to be around with and listen to juice wrld all night long.
Javardo ? Oh yeah I love hanging out with him.
javardo by kiiss3z September 19, 2020

javadoodles 

A small cup man who makes silly drawings on the interweb
Person: Who is that little cup dude with the auto tune aah voice?
Dude:Javadoodles?
Person: Oh yeah!!!
javadoodles by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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