JAT is a game played with friends when out at a pub or club. Participants take turns creating as accurate as possible theories about strangers, and as the night goes on, see whose theories come true. JATTING is the verbalizing of the theories, and once you have created a theory about someone, you have JATTED them.
Boy 1 - "Let's JAT that guy and two girls over there!"
Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night"
Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"
Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night"
Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"
by Needless to say September 21, 2014
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by cheeky bxby May 24, 2018
vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)
"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself"
"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
by toastomdernist April 08, 2009
1.) JAT (pronounced "hat"): the act of laughing hard, to the point of producing phlegm. Reminiscent of Ralph Kramden (the Honeymooners).
2.) Jose Carlos Abril laughing uncontrollably; possibly spurting whatever he's drinking out from his nose.
3.) Simple, wholehearted, innocent laughter, having nothing at all to do with either jizz or defecation.
2.) Jose Carlos Abril laughing uncontrollably; possibly spurting whatever he's drinking out from his nose.
3.) Simple, wholehearted, innocent laughter, having nothing at all to do with either jizz or defecation.
by magpies_friday January 24, 2012
by pens nizzle July 11, 2008