jat

vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)

"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself"

"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"

by toastomdernist April 08, 2009

jat

A single Jatz biscuit.

I devoured the entire box of Jatz, one Jat at a time.

by pens nizzle July 11, 2008

jat

Just A Thought. Used by ass-hats when they have a dumb idea that is impossible, but won't admit it and just keep saying, "It's JAT (just a thought)."

Moron123: What if we could turn our pee into rocket ships?
SmartGuy: That's impossible!
Moron123: Dude, knock it off. It was JAT.
SmartGuy: No Moron, thoughts take a brain.

by elanderholm May 09, 2006

jat

a mixture of jizz and shat. like when something amazes you.

"holy shit! that song was badass. i just jat myself!"

by metaldrummer666 February 02, 2010

jat

meaning jacking off in your car while the car is in motion.

i jat while i saw a girls bouncing tits.

by them2 July 24, 2009

Jat

JAT is a game played with friends when out at a pub or club. Participants take turns creating as accurate as possible theories about strangers, and as the night goes on, see whose theories come true. JATTING is the verbalizing of the theories, and once you have created a theory about someone, you have JATTED them.

Boy 1 - "Let's JAT that guy and two girls over there!"

Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night"

Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"

by Needless to say September 21, 2014

Jat

a fat ass in NY slang

Selena really got the jat
See me poppin out with the jatty okuurrrrttt

by imgoingtobed October 17, 2018