Jason Kidd

a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.

a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist ) get sizzerved by Jason Kidd?
b. Damn girl, that's a nice Jason Kidd you got there.

by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004

Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.

I don't even like sports.

by jpj March 25, 2004

Jason Kidd

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).

NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"

by Jenni April 5, 2004

Jason Kidd

To beat ones wife.

Did you see Sharon last night? Her eye is totally busted up, she must have gotten Jason Kidd'ed pretty badly.

by Kiddfan August 3, 2009

Jason Kidd

God, or Jesus Christ on the court. Beat his wife 'cause he was swinging his arms. He told her, "If I hit you, it's not my fault!" The blood wasn't even real.

Swear against him and J Kidd will damn you to hell and shit on your grave!

by John Don May 2, 2005

Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013