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Jarett 

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A kind, thoughtful, generous, smart, fair, funny, talented, loving, responsible, handsome kind of guy. A great artist with superb taste in music, touchable hair and a hot ass. Absolutely genuine and wonderful. An amazing kisser. Lovable. The kind of guy every girl wants for their own.
My boyfriend is better than your boyfriend cause he's a Jarett.
Jarett by waffleconeheart February 8, 2010
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The sexiest mf that ever lived
All the ladies fold when they see Jarett
Jarett by definitelynotjarett November 18, 2022

Jarett 

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Well..uh...where do we start... He’s made many mistakes but usually regrets them after. He has some friends he sticks with but he finds some things hard to tell them. He’s funny to some people but doesn’t find himself to be for the most part. He’s an introvert but try’s to be an extravert. And he’s a huge attention seeker. But in the end all you can say is that he’s ok.
Person: Hey who’s that over there?
Person 2: It’s Jarett, he’s ok.
Jarett by Mister_Skettty July 20, 2020

Jarett 

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The type of boy to fuck a girl in a student parking lot just cause “they were both there”
“Yeah I had sex with this kid yesterday at the soccer game.”
“Oh really who?”
*at the same time* “Jarett”
Jarett by _thetruthlmfao September 19, 2019

Jarett 

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Jarett is one of those guys with a big shlong and loves to pull the helicopter technic. He loves to play with his computer and works as a male stripper. Jarett's favorite flower is Daisy. Jarett is a secret hero of the night and often fights crackheads to protect his city.
Wow did you see Jarett at the plaza Inn?

Yea he and Justy are slinging their shlongs around!
I love the way he cleans tables with his massive meat machine!!!
Jarett by Large Waffle lover March 9, 2023

Jarett Lucas 

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Once called “Horse” Jarett Lucas started his life in a landfill. Buried under a pile of used condoms Jarett Lucas was brought home by his albino mother and bis N word for a dad. Trapped in his room 24/7 Horse quickly found his obsession in men. For a day job Jarett Lucas buys and sells used condoms. His most favorite of them all came from Barack Obama’s Horse. He comes to school everyday smelling like shit, as he showers in his own horse shit, and Leaves with a literal red neck because people slap the shit out of it. Scared to talk to girls he finds his comfort in guys. He is failing all of his special ed classes and his best friend is the lunch lady.
Jarett Lucas is 100% a victim of torn rubber.
Jarett Lucas by BigDaddy45626 March 23, 2020

Jarett moment 

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When a person says k, sigh (sex in grinch house) or any of the wong_endgame traits, it is considered a jarett moment
Me: did you know __
Them: k
Me: Jarett moment
Them: what?
Jarett moment by Cumfett March 21, 2021
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