a pale white man who typically gets stolen by people to do laundry.
A typical whhhite boah nigga whio feels like he needs validation from his wigga freinds who also have aids from eating too much spaghetti cum.
A man like Jaqueevius likes to snort dried non human semen.
He likes to imitate sourse mickale jhaacqson
Jaqueevius, "I would love to break into your house to make toast." proceeds to make a michale jackson hehe sound.
Jaqueevius can i touch your Jernicels?
Jaqueevius Jernicels is defined as a bad ass little cokkie girl scout fucker!!?
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.