People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.
by yourfriendmate September 5, 2021
by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021
Person 1: Happy birthday bro!
Person 2: Haha thanks bro
Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?
Person 2: Nah bro??
Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!
Person 2: Brooooo!
Person 2: Haha thanks bro
Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?
Person 2: Nah bro??
Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!
Person 2: Brooooo!
by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019
Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller
by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019
Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify
by Buberluber January 17, 2022
by litcaleners January 15, 2022