January 18

My moutherfucking birthday bitch

Hey it’s January 18 aka my moutherfucking birthday

by Pancake 33 October 15, 2019

January 18

It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

by jeejeek18004 October 18, 2019

January 18

National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *

by HeyBeech101 November 04, 2019

January 18

Steal your best friends hoodie day

On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.

by Bigbooty b January 18, 2020

January 18

National ask a girl out

Hey it’s January 18 yea ur right imma ask savanna out

by Bro listen January 04, 2021

January 18

Yall better appreciate me is ma moutherfuking birthday biatch. Hahaha. I have the spirit of lord farquaad. U violated the law

'Appreciate meeeeee it's January 18'
'okay then'

by Lord fricking farquaad October 30, 2019

January 18

National sleep day

Hey it’s January 18 I think I should just sleep

by Bro listen January 04, 2021