Janet; Is the most beautiful intellegent, sexy funny down to earth woman I know. And a woman like that is hard to come by.
Janet will you marry me and make me the happiest person in the world?!
by eclipse5657 March 4, 2011
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the prettiest girl on the planet, loves to rap, best smile, awesome personality, only girl i look at and care for, would do anything for her, makes me smile, im happy everytime im around her, and all i think about is her.
"David - janet, will you go to prom with me?"
by DavidO' April 29, 2009
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She is the best grandma ever she will do anything for you she is so caring and love for
Janet
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Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
by Zankou February 3, 2007
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A girl who while seemingly sweet and innocent is truly very sexual and slutty.

From the character Janet Weiss in Rocky Horror Picture Show
You may thing Emily is innocent, but she's really a Janet.
by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 21, 2004
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Feminine form of John, defined as "God is gracious".
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
Wow, you're so lucky Janet is your roommate!

Why is that Janet being so loud?
by unnaterialistic January 21, 2011
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A woman with high moral values.A perfectionist and optimistic person.Graceful and full of life.Independent and goal getter.Enjoys being alone.
Woman secretly envies Janet.
by Dr.Love$ November 29, 2019
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