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januario 

n. (jan-wario) A complete dick. Someone who is being a total asshole to pretty much everyone.
Dude that guy was being a total januario.
januario by Piston90 January 17, 2009
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Januario 

Undersized little monster filled with erections and bonners.
Oh no I’m getting a big Januario.

Oh shoot mom don’t look at my Januario
Januario by Januario July 19, 2019
This person is a pure hoe he swear he in the field he gets 0 play he stay calling somebody a bitch but won’t move shit wit his bitch ass if you are thinking about adding this person to a call jus know you will definitely get into an argument with that person 0/10 don’t fw dis person.
Person A: yo Janauri

Janauri: what u bitch ass yb
Just sad.
Janauri by Uptheglocknpop November 4, 2021

Januário 

He is born in January, he tends to be the quieter one in the room, the observer, always talks in a calm and thoughtful manner, he is smart, very smart, the way his brain functions is just different, it's not even about being book smart, whatever time it takes a normal person to digest an issue or a new peice of information, Januário does it in a matter of seconds. But even though is a extremely intelligent and understands things much quicker than most he stays humble, he treats others as his equal, he stays nice with everyone and uses his intelligence to make others feel understood and listened and to help them out in understanding the work from a different perspective . He's someone great
Januário is pretty
Januário by anonymous November 21, 2021

Januário 

He is born in January, he tends to be the quieter one in the room, the observer, always talks in a calm and thoughtful manner, he is smart, very smart, the way his brain functions is just different, it's not even about being book smart, whatever time it takes a normal person to digest an issue or a new peice of information, Januário does it in a matter of seconds. But even though is a extremely intelligent and understands things much quicker than most he stays humble, he treats others as his equal, he stays nice with everyone and uses his intelligence to make others feel understood and listened and to help them out in understanding the work from a different perspective . He's someone great
Januário is pretty
Januário by anonymous November 21, 2021
Sassy but classy. Not too friendly because she’s shy at first but once you get to know her she will be indescribable. Also very sexy
I want Janauria
janauria by Only the baddessst November 23, 2021
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