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Jammie Dodger 

Menstrual period; blood like the jam on the popular British biscuit
I'm on my jammie dodger (commonly UK)
Or
I'm jammin' on my dodger (commonly USA)
Jammie Dodger by jibjib89 June 16, 2016
Words you can keep

jammie dodger 

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

Jammie Dodger 

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect
I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!
Jammie Dodger by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Jammie dodger 

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

Jammidodger 

do you subscribe to jammidodger?
who dat
die
Jammidodger by bobertoooooo May 17, 2021
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