jamaigutan

Jamaigutan is a feverish sickness. From the dense rainforests of Jamaica.

Symptoms
Fever
Headache
Whining
Itchy red rash covering most of body
Followed by bright orange hair

The sickness in it’s final stages rapidly morphs the afflicted. Into somewhat of a Wereorangutan or Wereorang.

The only known cure is to watch COOL RUNNINGS.
PS. This is just for fun, like the werewolf legends.

Have you been checked for Jamaigutan. If not I could be come a Jamaigutan.