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jam session 

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.
Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.
jam session by Chris February 7, 2005
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Jam Session 

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.
I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.
Jam Session by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

Jam session 

When u listen to music and dance to it with more then 1 person
we had a jam session las nite
Jam session by krista January 4, 2004

jam session 

a gangbang of sexual intercourse with 4 or more guys on one girl.
That bitch is sick she had a jam session with 6 guys
jam session by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Jizz-Jam-Session 

When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

Rockin' A Jam Session 

When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!
Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.
Rockin' A Jam Session by jam time November 28, 2009

Jam /Beat Session 

Bringing the wood to a female sexual partner. The opposite of making sweet love. An almost violent sexual encounter.
Where did you wander off to after hours last night.? Oh, man I slide over to Jenny's house for a Jam /Beat session.
Jam /Beat Session by phrasee January 6, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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