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an old beat-up piece-of-shit car/truck
Mike Germanaro looked at himself as the King of the Road! But the truth was that he was fooled into buying the old busted-ass red piece-of-shit jalopy.
by PAforIdiots June 06, 2010
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Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.
by AYB August 28, 2003
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Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.
There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.
by John Penix December 19, 2003
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Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties
Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies
by ryder69 June 13, 2013
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A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.
Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"
by Rah14 January 04, 2007
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